A list of “honest company slogans” for major corporations is blowing up on Imgur this week and tech firms are far from immune to the roasting.

YouTube’s revised slogan is “Don’t Read the Comments,” while Best Buy’s new motto is “Try it out before buying it on Amazon,” both which ring terribly true for most users and consumers.

Also ribbed in the tech scene are Apple (“$2,000 Facebook machines”), Instagram (“Mask bad photos with filters”), and LinkedIn (“Connect with people for no reason at all”). Check them all out here.